When you don’t vote, you still vote

Remember if you want to support the Kanadian Kapitalist Klowns this election, don’t vote. Because, in the words of their leader the Klownenfurher:

“When you don’t vote, you vote for me and you support the corporations and we’ll conquer the world so you can buy anything you want at anytime.“

His video message to voters on election day may be from the 2004 election, but it rings true today:

“It’s a Monday! Don’t vote. Go to work. Be good. Then maybe go shopping and watch a little TV.”

Watch the rest of his inspiring message, courtesy of the newkings.ca.

And if you must vote today, polls are open from 9:30 am until 9:30 pm and you can find your polling station at elections.ca.

Update: Due to annoying site design, I can’t link directly to the “Don’t Vote” video. To see it follow the Video link on thenewkings.ca main page, then scroll down and follow the link marked “When you don’t vote, you vote Klownenfuhrer” Frustrating, but worth it, sort of.

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