Q: What’s the best thing about being an American citizen?
A: You get the chance to re-defeat of George W.
But now even Canadians can have their say.
Georgebush.ca is an online petition that aims to get 1 million Canadian signatures telling their friends to the south to give the current president the heave-ho. Who the hell are we to stick our noses into a foreign election? They got that covered in their handy Q&A:
Q: What business do Canadians have interfering in another countries democratic election?
A: The foreign policy of any United States government directly impacts the rest of the world. US voters have the right to know how their northern neighbour, and ally, feels about the current administration’s policies.
If you’re having doubts, I’ve got my own handy Q&A that will ease your conscience:
Q: Will it make a difference?
A: Probably not.
Q: Will it get us sued by a freakzo right-wing yankee ‘grassroots’ group for messing with their elections?
A: Hopefully.
Q: Does it feel good to pretend to vote against Bush?
A: Hell, yeah!
[Thanks to James McNally at GTABloggers]
