Archive for November, 2004

The Pitch that Time Forgot

Like many things in life, making a living writing is a numbers game. The more article/story queries you send out, the more chance that you’ll sell something. Sometimes you send stuff out and it seems to disappear forever. But they don’t disappear, they sometimes just take a little longer to make the rounds.

About six months ago, I sent a one page article idea to a kids magazine and was sure it was a great fit for their needs. This was about my third pitch to them in as many months. Each of my previous ideas was shot down, but I always got a very encouraging email inviting me to try again. So I did.

The pitch went off into the great email unknown and I didn’t hear anything for two weeks. Then three, then a month, two months – well you can see where this is going.

Last week, out of the blue, I received an email from a different editor at the magazine who liked the idea and wanted me to write it. Needless to say, I was very happy. A sale to a new magazine is always a good thing (well any sale is a good thing!)

There was no apology for the delay, but I wasn’t looking for one, so that didn’t matter. Obviously my idea had been knocking around the offices for six months and was probably brought up at the various editorial meetings but no one bit, until now – six months after it was submitted.

Morale of this story? An idea isn’t dead until the editor tells you so. Article/story pitches are like seeds, just plant them then forget about them. Pitch your idea and then move on to the next one. Long after you’ve forgotten about it, that pitch just may return and bring a little commission with it.

When this happens, the trick is finding your research on your computer and remembering exactly what the heck you pitched to the editor in the first place! But that’s a whole different story . . .

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Royalties 101

As a published writer, I have the joy of realising that I still owe my first publisher money from my book “System Shock”. Even though I was paid and the book was written almost four years ago, I’m still technically in their owing to file, but so are the vast majority of published authors around the world. It all has to do with advances and royalties.

Max Barry, author of several successful novels, has just experienced the joy of actually selling through his advance and explains the basics of advances and royalties in his unique way.

Owing money on something you wrote then successfully sold to a publisher is just another one of those great aspects of being a writer. Now I can see why so many good authors are going the self-publishing route.

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Just can’t stop thinking about it . . .

The only good thing about yesterday was that I picked up an early Xmas gift and refused to watch anymore news.

But it keeps coming back like a bad egg sandwich. Salon.com has asked some well-known Americans for their thoughts on four more years. This is shamefully lifted from their site [day pass needed] but it’s exactly how I feel:

Mark Crispin Miller is a media critic, professor of communications at New York University, and author, most recently, of “Cruel and Unusual: Bush/Cheney’s New World Order.”

“First of all, this election was definitely rigged. I have no doubt about it. It’s a statistical impossibility that Bush got 8 million more votes than he got last time. In 2000, he got 15 million votes from right-wing Christians, and there are approximately 19 million of them in the country. They were eager to get the other 4 million. That was pretty much Karl Rove’s strategy to get Bush elected.

But given Bush’s low popularity ratings and the enormous number of new voters — who skewed Democratic — there is no way in the world that Bush got 8 million more votes this time. I think it had a lot to do with the electronic voting machines. Those machines are completely untrustworthy, and that’s why the Republicans use them. Then there’s the fact that the immediate claim of Ohio was not contested by the news media — when Andrew Card came out and claimed the state, not only were the votes in Ohio not counted, they weren’t even all cast.

I would have to hear a much stronger argument for the authenticity, or I should say the veracity, of this popular vote for Bush before I’m willing to believe it. If someone can prove to me that it happened, that Bush somehow pulled 8 million magic votes out of a hat, OK, I’ll accept it. I’m an independent, not a Democrat, and I’m not living in denial.

And that’s not even talking about Florida, which is about as Democratic a state as Guatemala used to be. The news media is obliged to make the Republicans account for all these votes, and account for the way they were counted. Simply to embrace this result as definitive is irrational. But there is every reason to question it … I find it beyond belief that the press in this formerly democratic country would not have made the integrity of the electoral system a front page, top-of-the-line story for the last three years. I worked and worked and worked to get that story into the media, and no one touched it until your guy did.

I actually got invited to a Kerry fundraiser so I could talk to him about it. I raised the issue directly with him and with Teresa. Teresa was really indignant and really concerned, but Kerry just looked down at me — he’s about 9 feet tall — and I could tell it just didn’t register. It set off all his conspiracy-theory alarms and he just wasn’t listening.

Talk to anyone from a real democracy — from Canada or any European country or India. They are staggered to discover that 80 percent of our touch-screen electronic voting machines have no paper trail and are manufactured by companies owned by Bush Republicans. But there is very little sense of outrage here. Americans for a host of reasons have become alienated from the spirit of the Bill of Rights and that should not be tolerated.”

It won’t change the results, but we need to hear more about this in the media. Somehow I don’t think these thoughts will get much play on the TV.

In the meantime, you can find me here crackin’ orc skulls for democracy.

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one last election thing . . .

I can’t believe that Kerry has conceded already. What happened to waiting until every vote is counted?

Why do Americans have this fast food mentality with their elections? They want results right away like it’s a home pregnancy test. Other elections around the world take days to come to a final result, and it’s not just because of a lack of technology or experience, etc – it’s because elections are a big job and big jobs take time.

Waiting for the legal 10 day window for absentee ballots to be counted and other voter irregularities to be investigated might not have changed the results but at least they would have sent a message that the Democrats aren’t going to roll over again like they did in 2000 (and is what they have done again in 2004.)

This quick concession is the most shameful thing of this campaign and will not help the Democrats one bit (I mean besides officially losing the whole election thing)

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that’s it then

I guess this puts an end to Election ‘04.

Not to worry. Highest turnout in 30 years, 60% voter participation, an American people re-engaged in politics (except for the youth vote, which didn’t materialise – I guess that means they’re now gonna die. The movement has begun and we’ve got another four years to get it right. In the meantime things are going to continue to get ugly both in the US and in Iraq.

And I’ll just stay involved and keep writing books . . .

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Air America giving hope

Watching and reading mainstream (ie right-wing) media and then listening to the few left voices out there is a good way to gauge the differences in America right now. While TV stations like Fox have already declared Ohio for Bush, internet radio station, Air America is raising some interesting points about what is now the key state in this election. Absentee and provitional ballots won’t be counted for another 10 days. There is a stream of voting irregularities that need to be investigated and cleared up. This one is close, but despite what the media is saying, it’s not over yet. The Kerry camp will not admit defeat this year until every vote is counted.


Remember, this is still a count – not a re-count.


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To George, From Mike on election day



To George W.:

I know it?s gotta be rough for you right now. Hey, we?ve all been there. ?You?re fired? are two horrible words when put together in that order. Bin Laden surfacing this weekend to remind the American people of your total and complete failure to capture him was a cruel trick or treat. But there he was. 3,000 people were killed and he?s laughing in your face. Why did you stop our Special Forces from going after him? Why did you forget about bin Laden on the DAY AFTER 9/11 and tell your terrorism czar to concentrate on Iraq instead?

There he was, OBL, all tan and rested and on videotape (hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?)

Michael Moore

Read the rest of Michael Moore’s message to voters.

Now get out and vote! (If you don’t live in the USA go down to your local school/town hall/rec centre, walk into the toilet, find a cubicle, close your eyes and flush the toilet. It’s just like voting and best of all it’s free!!)

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Writer’s Market Rates Guide

I subscribe to far too many e-mail newsletters. I keep unsubscribing but every month new ones that I’d forgotten about pop up in my mailbox and make me wonder “When the heck did I ever sign up for Parrot Fancier’s Monthly Digest?”

One newsletter that appeared after a very long silence is the WriterFind News. As I mentioned last week, I drop in there from time to time to sniff for leads but I completely forgot that they had a newsletter. So, I was pleasantly surprised when I saw that their mysterious mailings actually contained something useful: a price guide for freelance writers.

Andrew brought up the cold hard fact that the pay rates on 90% of the writing jobs listed on online job boards just aren’t financially viable once you factor in the time it takes to interview, research and write. This is very true and why online job boards are a very small part of my writing marketing work.

The Writer’s Market Rate Guide brings this fact home and it should be kept handy at all times.

The rate guide is on the Writer’s Market website and it lists every conceivable writing job with the going professional rate. The list seems fairly recent and I’m assuming it’s in US dollars. I remember seeing this list in the 2004 Writer’s Market book and I’m very happy to see it online.

You can check out the Writer’s Market Freelance Rates Guide here. Bookmark it, pass it around and make sure you send it to the next editor that tries to low-ball you.

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