Archive for September, 2004

pre-teen cell phones are here

Is your teen cell phone market getting saturated? No problem – start selling radiation emitting phones to the 4 – 8 year old set. That’s what MYMO has done with their new line of pre-teen cell phones. [via TechDigest]

Now parents can finally relax and let their kids get into dangerous situations without having to worry. Their child is only a candy-colured phone call away. The colourful EMF beacons toys are perfect for giving parents a false sense of security and grooming youngsters to become cell phone chatting consumers by the time they’re ready for their first Solo plan.

The pre-teen phones can’t dial out, instead they hold 5 pre-programmed numbers and only come with a pay-as-you-go plans. So, you also don’t have to worry about little Reece and Amber racking up excessive phone bills (that nasty heart defect they develop from the radiation-emitting phone dangling around their neck, is another matter completely.)

As with all RFID security devices, the pre-teen cell phone encourages vapid consumerism in our children, fosters a ’surveillance-beats-all’ attitude in parents, and doesn’t stop to ponder if this technology is really good for a young person to have.

Stay tuned for the next product from MYMO: the in utero pager. It’s ten o’clock, do you know where your fetus is?

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dear reader

Last week I stumbled upon, dearreader.com and after a rough start, it’s beginning to grow on me. It’s a free mailing list service that sends the opening pages of new books to your email. The theory behind it is that if you like what you read, you just might buy the book to finish the story.

It’s simple to use, you just pick your genre (mystery, sci-fi, teen, etc) give your email and start getting text only emails that take about 5 minutes to read. After getting three of these emails, which shows you about the first 10 pages of a book, you start getting a new title. Simple, enjoyable and possibly a great way to market books.

The site is run by Susan Beecher, whose eerie smiling face graces each page on the site. When Susan first approached publishers with her idea to send book chapters out via email they, in true publishing form, didn’t think it was a good idea. (Publishers are not quick to pick up on the marketing potential of the internet, as Andrew at Supernovascotian points out.)

But they soon realised that having thousands of people sample your books might not be a bad thing. Now, dearreader.com works with 80 publishers and offers books from some big name authors.

Check it out and start enjoying your email again.

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unscheduled maintenance

That’s what happened this morning when the empire that is liamodonnell.com came crashing to the ground. Unscheduled maintenance – is that like when your car breaks down on the side of the road, or your microwave sparks, sputters and stops? What a gentle euphemism for something that breaks down. It’s up there with collateral damage and friendly fire.

Anyway, the webmonkeys at dollarhost fixed what broke and we’re broadcasting again.

Thank you to the legions of readers who warned me of my media outlet’s demise. It’s heart-warming to know that this blog is part of your morning routine. (as yours is mine, to be sure!)

That is all, more to come soon . . .

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MoveOn’s Talking Points for the Left

As I’ve said in the past around here, I don’t usually blog about American politics because there are already many other great sites out there doing that. But, it’s the final stretch of elections in the USA and I feel all voices, from politicians to children’s writers, must speak up and add their voice.

MoveOn.org has put out a series of talking points for the Left that will help concerned voters focus on what Kerry stands for and why Bush must go. [thanks Chandrasutra]

Below is a complete list of the points followed by excerpts from Kerry’s speech at New York University on Sept. 20th. These points were mailed out MoveOn.org newletter subscribers, who were encouraged to forward it on to friends. Feel free to copy and pass on these points. They’re sure to make for some great dinner conversation.

Talking Points for the Left:

The war on Iraq was a mistake — war was unnecessary because the inspections were working:

Kerry: “Today, President Bush tells us that he would do everything all over again, the same way. How can he possibly be serious? Is he really saying that if we knew there were no imminent threat, no weapons of mass destruction, no ties to Al Qaeda, the United States should have invaded Iraq? My answer is no — because a commander in chief’s first responsibility is to make a wise and responsible decision to keep America safe.”

Iraq distracted from the war on terror:

Kerry:”The president claims it is the centerpiece of his war on terror. In fact, Iraq was a profound diversion from that war and the battle against our greatest enemy, Osama bin Laden and the terrorists. Invading Iraq has created a crisis of historic proportions and, if we do not change course, there is the prospect of a war with no end in sight.”

President Bush misled us about the reasons for the war before it occurred:

Kerry: “He failed to tell the truth about the rationale for going to war. And he failed to tell the truth about the burden this war would impose on our soldiers and our citizens. By one count, the president offered 23 different rationales for this war.”

President Bush is still misleading people about Iraq, painting an optimistic picture directly contradicted by his own intelligence officials:

Kerry: “In June, the president declared, ‘The Iraqi people have their country back.’ Just last week, he told us: ‘This country is headed toward democracy. Freedom is on the march.’ But the Administration’s own official intelligence estimate, given to the president last July, tells a very different story. According to press reports, the intelligence estimate totally contradicts what the president is saying to the American people.”

Bush went to war for ideological reasons and consistently misjudged the situation on the ground:

Kerry: “This president was in denial. He hitched his wagon to the ideologues who surround him, filtering out those who disagreed, including leaders of his own party and the uniformed military. The result is a long litany of misjudgments with terrible consequences. The administration told us we’d be greeted as liberators. They were wrong. They told us not to worry about looting or the sorry state of Iraq’s infrastructure. They were wrong. They told us we had enough troops to provide security and stability, defeat the insurgents, guard the borders and secure the arms depots. They were wrong. They told us we could rely on exiles like Ahmed Chalabi to build political legitimacy. They were wrong. They told us we would quickly restore an Iraqi civil service to run the country and a police force and army to secure it. They were wrong. In Iraq, this administration has consistently over-promised and under-performed. This policy has been plagued by a lack of planning, an absence of candor, arrogance and outright incompetence. And the president has held no one accountable, including himself.”

John Kerry has a four-point plan to fix our Iraq policy:

First, the president has to get the promised international support so our men and women in uniform don’t have to go it alone. It is late; the president must respond by moving this week to gain and regain international support. The president should convene a summit meeting of the world’s major powers and Iraq’s neighbors, this week, in New York, where many leaders will attend the U.N. General Assembly. He should insist that they make good on that U.N. resolution. He should offer potential troop contributors specific, but critical roles, in training Iraqi security personnel and securing Iraq’s borders. He should give other countries a stake in Iraq’s future by encouraging them to help develop Iraq’s oil resources and by letting them bid on contracts instead of locking them out of the reconstruction process.”

“Second, the president must get serious about training Iraqi security forces. The president should urgently expand the security forces training program inside and outside Iraq. He should strengthen the vetting of recruits, double classroom training time, and require follow-on field training. He should recruit thousands of qualified trainers from our allies, especially those who have no troops in Iraq. He should press our NATO allies to open training centers in their countries. And he should stop misleading the American people with phony, inflated numbers.”

“Third, the president must carry out a reconstruction plan that finally brings tangible benefits to the Iraqi people. One year ago, the administration asked for and received $18 billion to help the Iraqis and relieve the conditions that contribute to the insurgency. Today, less than a $1 billion of those funds have actually been spent. I said at the time that we had to rethink our policies and set standards of accountability. Now we’re paying the price. Now, the president should look at the whole reconstruction package, draw up a list of high visibility, quick impact projects, and cut through the red tape. He should use more Iraqi contractors and workers, instead of big corporations like Halliburton. He should stop paying companies under investigation for fraud or corruption. And he should fire the civilians in the Pentagon responsible for mismanaging the reconstruction effort.”

“Fourth, the president must take immediate, urgent, essential steps to guarantee the promised elections can be held next year. If the president would move in this direction, if he would bring in more help from other countries to provide resources and forces, train the Iraqis to provide their own security, develop a reconstruction plan that brings real benefits to the Iraqi people, and take the steps necessary to hold credible elections next year — we could begin to withdraw U.S. forces starting next summer and realistically aim to bring all our troops home within the next four years.”

You can read all of John Kerry’s speech here. Spread the word and smile – it’s not even close to being over.

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michael & move on

And now a word from Michael:



“WAKE UP! The majority are with us! More than half of all Americans are pro-choice, want stronger environmental laws, are appalled that assault weapons are back on the street — and 54% now believe the war is wrong. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO CONVINCE THEM OF ANY OF THIS YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE THEM A RAY OF HOPE AND A RIDE TO THE POLLS. CAN YOU DO THAT? WILL YOU DO THAT?”

- MichaelMoore.com

Thanks Michael. I needed that.

Related: Watch these ads from MoveOnPac – it’ll balance all that mainstream crap we’re being fed.

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the week that wasn’t blogged

A busy week and computer troubles have conspired to keep me silent for all of last week. Much has been happening and not reported . . . until now.

With my picture book series Pet Tales finally in bookstores across North America, I’m shifting into ‘get my act together’ mode:

On Wednesday I met with the buyers at National Book Service, a Canadian book wholesaler for the school and library market, and convinced them to place an order for the first four books in the series (the fact that I used to work there helped too.)

Thursday saw me finally applying to join the Canadian Society of Children’s Authors, Illustrators and Performers (CANSCAIP). I’ve been meaning to join for many years now (you must be a published children’s author/illustrator to join) but have always put it off. I’m not much of a joiner of anything, and I’m trying to change that. CANSCAIP provides useful resources for Canadian authors and meets every month to discuss issues like contracts and school visits. I’m looking forward to my first meeting in October, when I’ll get to meet some other Canadian children’s writers/illustrators/performers and hopefully take another step away from being a hermit writer.

Toward that end, I’ve also added a new section to my main website. The Visits & Workshops page officially broadcasts my availability to attend schools and libraries to give book talks or ‘meet-the-author’ type workshops for kids. I’m putting together some details about the presentations that I’ll offer, which I’ll post in the near future. Right now there is just the page with my content details and a Chatango window, for anyone foolish enough to want to talk to me right away.

This weekend, I’m working on another Max Finder mystery, which will have Max and Alison visiting the big city of Toronto and, of course, stumbling into a mystery (Jessica Fletcher has nothing on these kids.)

But what I’m really doing is reading this article from The Email Activist about Stealth Voting this November.

It’s a great piece that must be read by anyone who plans to vote for Kerry and wants to ensure their vote is counted. In addition to laying out the possible hurdles faced by Democratic voters (tech problems with election machines, ballots being lost, etc.), the article suggests that liberals vote by absentee ballot to guarantee that their vote is counted. And don’t stop there, WALK your ballot to the elections office and here’s why:



“Mailed ballots are more likely to be lost, not by the Post Office, but by corrupt election officials who suspect that a large number of absentee ballots this year will be coming from activists. Since activists are more likely to vote for liberal candidates, their votes might get ?misplaced.? With that in mind, we recommend not only that you deliver your ballot in person but that you do so disguised as a rock-ribbed conservative. You might dress up in a business suit, for instance, with an American flag affixed to your lapel. Tuck a copy of the Wall Street Journal under your arm. And it probably wouldn’t hurt to get a haircut.”

- Email Activist

Call it paranoia, call it conspiracy theory, or call it common sense – read the article and pass it on.

Okay, gotta go get a couple of grade seven detectives to the big city and into trouble before dinner time.

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PBS doesn’t go gaming

Last night, I was bubbling with geek excitement to see Video Game Revolution on PBS, but what did I get instead? This. Peter, Paul and Mary.

As Q*bert would say: @

I still love public television. Im just a little confused.

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hooray for natalie! or is it augustine?



“If I ruled the world, nationalism and patriotism would be abolished. Instead there would be universal respect and enjoyment of every culture’s individuality, their different ways of thinking and behaving, their unique approach to life. There would be no flag-waving fanaticism, no “my country right or wrong”. All the different cultures of different places on the planet would meet in sport and arts and educational events and in joint projects for the betterment of the quality of life for all.”

- Augustine/Natalie on Sept 6th ‘04 @ Blaugustine

Hooray for Natalie d’Arbeloff ! After two weeks of watching corporations wet themselves and try desperately to align themselves with the Olympics (everything from happy meals to batteries), Natalie’s comments about nationalism are a refreshing read. My partner and I always wonder why there is no Olympics for art or literature? Nationalism is a dangerous thing and it’s ugly face was clearly evident during last week’s RNC, while thousands of republicans chanted U-S-A with what sounded more like anger than pride. Unchecked nationalism and pride in your nation are two very different things and they need to be talked about now, more than ever.

If Natalie was leader, I would want to be in that country – which would have no name, flag or anthem, of course.

You never know what you’ll find or who you will meet when you visit Blaugustine, Natalie’s blog or is it Augustine’s blog? As this truly unique illustrator struggles with her online alter ego, it’s never clear who is really in charge of the blog. Judging from her lively comment boxes, this is a good thing.

If you haven’t visited Blaugustine, please do. It is a house with many rooms and I recommend first time visitors check out her graphic novel in progress, her hilarious interview with god series (the best rendering of the almighty one that I’ve seen since the Holy Grail) and other political leaders (including George W and Tony Blair.)

I discovered Natalie and Augustine early into my blogging journey and she has remained a regular stop on my blogging rounds. I’ve posted about them (her?) before and I know I’ll post about them (her?) again. When you find someone this honest, unique, poignent and funny, you never get tired of telling others about them. Go on, do yourself a favour and check out her site and tell her Liam sent you.

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PBS goes gaming

After reporting on the fun and games at last weeks RNC in New York, PBS is turning their sites on another breed of fun: video games.

Terranova via Slashdot Games tuned me into The Video Game Revolution, set to air this Wednesday at 9pm on PBS stations across the US and seeping across the border to Canada (one American cultural import I am happy to receive.)

The two hour program covers the history, evolution and cultural impact of video games on a generation of people raised popping quarters into machines to blast space invaders.

Video games? Thats what spotty teen males wearing black t-shirts do in the basement, right?


Wrong. What that half of America might not know is that the other half of America is regularly playing video games. And its not just kids any more. The average video game player ? or gamer ? is 30 years old. That gamer isnt feeding quarters into an arcade machine, either. He (and increasingly, she) is playing on a home computer, having adventures under a different name and identity in an eternally existing cyberworld full of danger, romance, and thousands of other people pretending to be somebody else.


If this sounds like you (and theres no denying that it doesnt) then mark Wednesday at 9pm on your calendar. In the meantime check out the shows great website here.

Related: If you want to learn about the positive effects of video games on kids, then read my Digital Literacy article in Septembers Todays Parent magazine.

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