Archive for April, 2004

pre-teens glow mobile

WHO on EMF

The Guardian Online reports that more pre-teens are getting mobile phones.

“In 2001, 13% of primary school children had a phone but that number had increased to 25% by the start of this year.” – Guardian Online

The phones are being hailed as a great safety device for parents who always want to be in touch with their kids. Tracking your child via your cell phone is an idea that is gaining a lot of acceptance among worried parents, so these statistics shouldn’t be surprising. As our paranoia and tech developments continue meld together, getting that tracking chip embedded under your child’s skin at birth should be an easy sell in about 5 years. That way our kids can be radiation receptors all the time, not just when they’re making a call or chewing on the cell phone antenna (tasty but dangerous!)

The World Health Organization has something to say about the electromagnetic fields all our gadgets are emitting. They’re even planning a big forum to address this subject in June.

This is just the beginning of a larger debate between the health and safety of kids. At least worried parents can feel secure in always knowing the location of their child. If not from their kid’s tracking device, then from the eerie green glow the kid is sure to give off by the time they hit puberty.

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playin’ the war game - part one

The game you play is the war you win. And when 2.5 million people download a game that pushes your agenda, you know youre winning. Americas Army is a hugely popular military MMORPG offered free to gamers. Its getting good reviews and the game creators are very happy. They should be, theyre the US Army. Americas Army is blurring the lines between military games and military training. Its also helping make the armed forces a brand as ubiquitous as Coke or Nike.

Yesterday, Tony at Clickable Culture posted this bit of info on the US Militarys game plan and that got me thinking about the talk I went to last Sunday . . .


Last week, Ed Halter gave a talk called Wargames: Digital Gaming and the US Military, at the Images Festival, in Toronto. Speaking to a mixed group of curious gamers, geeks and academics, Halter laid down the history of gaming and the military and spoke to the increasingly intimate relationship between video game makers and the army.

From Halters past articles on the subject its clear that the US Military is seeking to reposition itself in the brandscape. Their goal: Army Everywhere. They seek to become just another logo to wear and war just another product to sell.

Games as military training tools have been around in fiction and fact for many years. What is troubling to me as a general pacifist, but avid gamer, is the geek realism in the games and the feigned independence game companies put forward.
Full Spectrum Warrior provides a handy link to the GoArmy website
Although its being simultaneously released as both a military training tool and a video game, Pandemic Studios, the makers of the much-anticipated Full Spectrum Warrior deny that they are encouraging gamers to become soldiers. But how do they explain the link the GoArmy website from the games intro screen? They dont, really. And after a few intense game sessions, Im sure many gamers wont care as they one-click-it to the armys recruiting website and check out how to sign up to become a real Full Spectrum Warrior (but without the full spectrum death it so often involves.)

Dont take it from me, read the pro-army blurb on the FSW site:

Interested in learning more?

The Go Army website has tons of information about modern combat techniques and strategies, and offers an in-depth look at what its like to serve as a Full Spectrum Warrior.

When does the game stop and the promotion begin?

Like any gamer, I drool over the new advances in graphics and realism in the latest games. I too long for the day when I can run around my neighbourhood blasting AR monsters that only I can see. But along with new immersive technology comes a geek realism that is creating a dark side to gaming.

One of the main attractions to games like FSW or Americas Army, is that players are bound by the actual Rules of Engagement. Shoot into a market full of villagers and its game over. The guns you shoot are realistic too, right down to the shell casings they spit out when fired.

Through this realism, however, a fantasy of forbidden images creeps in (to use Halters term.) Scenes from Americas Army are modelled after actual photographs from Afghanistan and Gulf War I. Images of pitched bloody battles that hungry gun-lovin, news junkies couldnt get during the actual wars are recreated on their computer monitor, reducing the actual events to commodities to be downloaded, played and shared. Capitalism at its best.

Reproductions of old wars are great, but taking out the Taliban and liberating Kuwait is old news. I want uprisings, insurgents, Baath loyalists! And thanks to the good people at Kumawar.com, I can be up to my Fallujah in angry Iraqis within days of the actual uprising.

Kumawar is the next inevitable step in the march toward complete geek realism. Its a subscription service that builds video game scenarios out of actual recent military incidents and offers them for download on their site. Want to kill Uday and Qusay for yourself? Defend a Fallujah police station? Foil a Samarra bank heist? Just log on, download and recreate the events, as their ad says: the way they should have happened.

Like the shortening timespan between many technical advancements, the time between events and their pixelated recreations will continue to decrease. In future wars there will be no delay and it wont feel like a game. Geek Realists will get their kicks as Embedded Soldiers, riding shotgun with a willing infantryman as the army invades new countries (thus creating more content/product.) With a mouse in one hand and a jumbo bottle of Coke in the other, gamers will watch soldiers fight pitched battles with pesky Iranian insurgents or Syrian thugs. No retreat, no surrender and no time delay. Bring it on.

Dark times for pacifists or those who just think selling war aint right? Dont raise the white flag yet. The US Army may have their game on, but so do their opponents.

Part Two will look at efforts to jam the war and bring sanity back to our video games.

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happy let’s not destroy our habitat day

It was with mild surprise that I realized that today is Earth Day. If you know it’s Earth Day today, then you’re probably already environmentally aware and doing what you can to keep us on this planet.

I never liked the term Earth Day. While we are doing a bang-up job of destroying the earth, nature has a way of always reclaiming the land. We’re not really destroying the planet so much as we are making it inhospitable to human beings (and any other oxygen breathing life forms who don’t like their skin to burn.) So, the day should be called “Save the Current Lifeforms on Earth Day”. Or maybe not. Regardless of what it’s called, here’s a few interesting enviro-links that will go well with your composting and recycling:

WireTap hits the road in a veggie car:

Greasecar Fuel Systems – “Greasecar vegetable Fuel Systems allow mechanically injected diesel vehicles to run on straight, filtered vegetable oil. Vegetable oil as fuel is a cleaner, safer and less expensive alternative to petroleum based fuel. It can be locally produced, even grown in your own back yard!”



David Suzuki
gives us hope to get our waste together:

Sustainability Within a Generation – “Over-consumption of natural resources and energy are the root causes of Canada?s environmental woes. But reducing consumption does not mean reducing our quality of life. To shift to a sustainable economy, we need to focus on generating genuine wealth rather than continuing to measure progress exclusively in financial terms.”

Phtographer Edward Burtynski reminds us of why we need Earth Day:

Manufactured Landscapes – “These images are meant as metaphors to the dilemma of our modern existence; they search for a dialogue between attraction and repulsion, seduction and fear. We are drawn by desire – a chance at good living, yet we are consciously or unconsciously aware that the world is suffering for our success. Our dependence on nature to provide the materials for our consumption and our concern for the health of our planet sets us into an uneasy contradiction.”

And in 1996, CNN gives some useless advice to kids with waterbeds:

Earth Day for Kids -

“Make your bed!. . .and do the dishes: Everyday chores can help save energy. Leaving a heated waterbed unmade in the fall or winter can double its energy use by letting the heat dissipate into the air.”

I’m off to make my waterbed. Happy Earth Day everybody.

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linking to the linked out



“Many early adopter bloggers are engaging in critical debates about the challenges ahead. Namely, whether blogging is really that wild frontier of digital democracy they had imagined or if it is merely an echo chamber of privileged and increasingly commercial interests.” – Linked Out on Mindjack.com

Melanie McBride (aka chandrasutra) gets her blog on at Mindjack.com with her latest article, Linked Out: blogging, equality and the future.

McBride takes a revealing look at the current state of blogging, challenges the assumptions of Clay Shirky’s Power Laws and peels back the mask of blogging as digital democracy. Established blogging voices like Danah Boyd and Solomon “S-Train” Mason share their views on what blogging is, what it will be and who really gets to build its future.

In an age of corporate media and widening class divides, is blogging really giving a voice to the disenfranchised, or is this just a false mantra, helping our rss feeds flow more smoothly each night?

Visit Mindjack and start reading blogs in a whole new way.

Bias alert: Melanie is my partner and I had the honour of helping edit the article – but don’t let that stop you from reading it!

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the f-word

This world is not set up for freelancers. Banks laugh at you when you tell them that you work for yourself at home. Potential landlords wince when you mention that you’ll be paying their mortgage by creating your own work each month. Even the utilities companies, like the phone and hydro all pause for a second too long when you state that you are your own employer. So, it’s always with a great deal of anxiety that I try and secure leases, loans and phone connections. In the past few weeks, I attempted to do two out of the three (I don’t need anymore loans.) And I am happy to report that I was successful on both counts. The reason? Confidence and an absence of the f-word.

“Just don’t say you’re freelance,” my partner warns each time we open the door to our hopefully soon-to-be new apartment. Lucky for her to say. She just landed an in-house job after only a year of doing the f-word (sorry, do I sound bitter?)

Contracting-out has spread through the job market faster than a BC wildfire. More and more people are working from home and for themselves. But freelancing is still a dreaded word to those working inside the 9-5/M-F bubble. It all boils down to insecurity. Those damn morning-trainers want to know where your next paycheque is coming from as much as you do.

There is a particularly life-focusing reaction that freelancers get when they submit their latest invoice and see no immediate work waiting in their inbox. It’s called panic. 9-5ers may have to make horendous commutes, suffer bad coffee, and put up with co-workers whose favourite topic of conversation is who will get voted off the island next, but they are guaranteed a convenient deposit into their bank accounts every other Friday. Staring into the abyss of no future projects will make any freelancer search Monster for a “real job.”

And that’s what landlords, bank managers, and that polite person at the call centre are looking for when they ask, ever so innocently: “And what do you do, Mr. O’Donnell?”

“Well, I work freelance. I, um . . . I, I write.” (You idiot! Everybody friggin’ writes! Tell them what you write.) “I write for kids.” As if that makes it better.

And with an egg timer, you can clock the seconds before the first Harry Potter joke makes an appearence. As tiring as the Potter humour gets, it can sometimes work in my favour. Before old JK became the richest woman in England, landlords took ear-candling as more reliable occupation for their tenants.

But this time around I had no trouble getting a lease and a phone. I spoke with confidence, told them what I did and didn’t say the f-word once. They winced, they paused and just before they suggested the name of a good job agency, I pulled out my secret freelancer’s weapon: my partner.

She gave our landlord her business card, passed along her office number and reassured them that everything would be okay.

The world is not set up for freelancers. That’s why ex-freelancers with in-house jobs are the absolute best.

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hockey vs teachers

Every spring for the past four years I’ve contemplated applying to teacher’s college and becoming a teacher. After all, it would provide me with a more secure income than sitting in a room all day typing words into a computer.

But each spring I speak to a few teacher friends and my college application conveniently gets lost in the recycling bin. This spring is no different (except that I didn’t even bother to get the forms this year.)

Teachers are the most undervalued workers that we have (nurses are up there too, but I know more teachers than nurses, so I’m biased.) Sure they get two months off each summer, but beyond that they’re underpaid, overworked and not appreciated by 96.67% of the students and their parents.

“96.67%, Liam? How do you know that?”

Here’s how I know that:

This week I was meant to meet up with a friend of mine who is a high school teacher. But she had to cancel because she had parent-teacher meetings this week and wanted to prepare for them. I just got an email from her telling me that out of the 90 students she teaches, only 3 parents have made appointments to see her. 3 out of 90!!

Only 3 parents cared enough about their child’s education to get out of the house and talk to the person who is filling their brain with knowledge. Now I could understand (a bit) if this was grade 3 and the biggest worry was if young Tyler was still pulling on young Paige’s pigtails. But this is high school. Grade 12. Next stop college or a job at Canadian Tire. Wouldn’t you want to know how your kid is doing? And what is so important that the parents can’t go to the place where their child spends 80% of their day?

A hockey game.

I dislike hockey as much as the next guy, but from all the blue flags I see on cars, and on people’s backs (they wear them as capes as they walk downtown – and I thought LARPers were weird) , I guess that the Toronto Maple Leafs are doing well this year. The teachers made the mistake of scheduling their meetings on the same night the Leafs are playing in an important playoff game. But is watching a hockey game worth not knowing whether you’ll be watching your kid graduate? For 87 out of 90 parents (96.67%) the answer is yes.

If that’s how little they care about their kid’s education, then you can’t expect the kid to care much more. And it’s a wonder that the teachers care at all. I’m sure the hockey players don’t.

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alterneting reads

Some good stuff on Alternet this week:

The message boards over at Fox have been burning up over the networks latest reality ratings grab: The Swan. The show takes 16 women and transforms them into “swans” via a team of trainers, nutritionists, dentists and plastic surgeons. The messages on the boards range from outright disgust to this particularly scary plea:

“These women who were chosen are blessed. I hope that one day, I too will be blessed in such a way. My husband says that we can’t afford any surgeries, so I’m just going to trust the Lord, and pray that one day I too will be given the opportunity to be a swan.”

Go on, read the whole terrifying article.

For anyone keeping score, here’s a great rundown of the facts, omissions and evasions made by Condoleezza Rice yesterday at the 9/11 hearings. Interesting, expected, un-reported.

Read more at www.alternet.org.

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googlebating is good

Andrew at Super Nova Scotian, did a little googlebating yesterday and has created a very concise summary of US intervention in Lebannon, which goes far to explain the current mess they are unleashing on the world today.

He also reclaims Canada’s title as the location of “the largest non-nuclear explosion in history.

Thanks Andrew for giving me yet another reason to proud of Canada.

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unblocking writer’s block

Arrrrrgggghhh! I hate writer?s block! There really is nothing more stressful for a writer than to be facing a brick wall when it comes to ideas. And that?s where I?ve been for the last week.

One of the great things about getting paid to write is having editors who give you deadlines. At first you think, Cool! Somebody wants to pay me for my ideas! But after that initial glow of validation wears off, you start to think Eeek! Somebody wants to pay me for my ideas!

Nothing has changed, except that inner editor who starts his little nagging song: ?You?ll never do it! They?ll hate your stuff! You?re doomed! Doomed, DOOMED? Panic quickly takes over. Everything you do is overshadowed by the looming deadline and the sackful of bad ideas that are crowding your brain, or worse the vast emptiness of not having a SINGLE idea.

This happens to me every month when I start thinking about my next Max Finder Mystery. I love writing a monthly comic strip, and I know it?s making me a better writer, but I swear it?s going to put me into an early grave. The trick with Max Finder is that the mysteries are open-ended, left for the reader to solve. This adds another dimension, turning the story into a puzzle as well.

So, for the past week Ive been struggling to create fresh puzzles for the readers. And after losing much sleep, pulling out much hair, and drinking much coffee, I think I finally came up with some good ideas. Whew!

The key for me to beat writer?s block, is to calmly walk away from the problem. I used to cling to it tightly, carrying it always at the front of my thoughts. But then I learned to relax, walk away and find something else to think about. The trick is finding the proper thing that will distract you. You must find an activity that only mildly distracts you. You still want your brain to be working on that subconscious level.

Here are some tips on how I get around writer?s block:

Do the dishes. Standing around methodically scrubbing pots is a great way to relax the mind (seriously.) My notebook is smudged in many places from those ?ah ha!? moments when I race from the sink, soap dripping from my hands, and jot down an idea.

Go for a walk. Mail a letter, buy a paper, whatever. Just get out of the house and get some fresh air. It helps with blood circulation and gets you thinking about other things (like not getting run over by a car.)

Play video games. For me this works (honest!) FIFA Soccer is a sure bet to get me thinking again. Shooters or roleplaying games are too immersive and my whole brain gets swallowed up looking for that blue key to open the blue door. I save these games for after the idea is submitted.

Brainstorm with a writer friend. I used to be terrified of asking for help. But, I?ve learned that we all get stuck and having someone else talk over the problem gets me thinking about it in different ways.

I never overcome writers block when I:

Surf the internet. My whole brain goes into netland and I rarely think up ideas when surfing. Social Network sites are also killer for writing ideas ? orkut is distracting and flickr chat requires too much typing to get your mind relaxing.

Sit at the computer waiting for inspiration. It never comes and my butt gets numb.

Go visit friends or have a friend over. Unless we?re talking about writing (and then specifically my current dilemma) I?m usually far too distracted to think creatively.

Stay up all night It?s been proven that we don?t think well when we?re tired. I usually go to bed thinking about the problem, and in the morning it?s worked itself out (seriously ? it happened this morning and I can?t believe how well this one works.)

Now that Im unblocked, Im good for at least another month and then the cycle starts all over again. But I also get to work in my pajamas, so Im not complaining!

If anyone out there has any other tips for getting around a creative block, let me know. I need all the help I can get.

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